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After coming home from taking Kyle to school, I went back to bed.

When I woke up, I actually remembered what I had dreamt about and I was disturbed by what it had been.

In my dream, I was watching a historical documentary hosted by a very young looking Michael Cain. He narrated the history of men who beat up their mothers with large umbrellas and provided ancient documentation revealing how “as a custom,” the practice has maintained its cultural dignity. I even saw old footage from the 1930’s where a man turns and beats his 60-year-old mother with her own pink umbrella.

Why?