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so once there was this old man who lived in a cabin in the woods and he had lots of cats. WELL, these cats multiplied even more because the old man fed them quality tillamook medium cheddar and soon the old man had to buy a tillamook cow herd to make his own cheese for his 327+ cats. WELL, his cows multiplied because he fed them quality….. grass. yeah.

MORAL OF THE STORY!!!

eat tillamook medium cheddar cheese.

cheese from california is overrated! don’t believe the sexy cows in the TV commercials! it’s all a lie!!

TILLAMOOK! not sexy cows.